If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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