i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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