New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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