Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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