is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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