She's JV to your varsity
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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