it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
My butt remains clenched, sir.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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