let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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