So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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