If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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