Well apparently he's into motor boating.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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