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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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