Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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