he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
