I think I am morally bankrupt
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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