Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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