508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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