You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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