ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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