Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
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Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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