Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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