Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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