The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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