is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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