shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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