Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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