TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
My breasts were aching with rage.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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