So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
mondays should just be called national damage control day
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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