I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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