i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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