There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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