I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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