Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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