I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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