She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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