what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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