is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Best friends brother. Beat that.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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