UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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