Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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