I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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