ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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