I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
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