I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Such a big mess for such a small penis
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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