just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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