You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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