Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Randomize
