Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
