I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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