If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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