That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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