NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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