I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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