A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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