You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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